Candle Maker Dude
Roses Are Red Violets Are Sick Funny Tumbler, Funny Cup Gift For Husband, Valentine's Day Gift, Anniversary Gift 20 Oz
Roses Are Red Violets Are Sick Funny Tumbler, Funny Cup Gift For Husband, Valentine's Day Gift, Anniversary Gift 20 Oz
Some things in life just need to be said—and now, you can say it without even opening your mouth! This laser-engraved 20 oz tumbler delivers the perfect blend of sarcasm, humor, and brutal honesty, making it a must-have for anyone with a sharp wit and zero tolerance for nonsense.
🔥 Proudly made by a veteran-owned and operated business, this tumbler isn’t just hilarious—it’s durable, high-quality, and built to last. Whether you're sipping coffee at work, hydrating at the gym, or making a statement wherever you go, this tumbler is guaranteed to turn heads and get a few laughs.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Customizable Design.
- Durable & Stylish: Made from high-quality stainless steel with double-wall insulation to keep drinks hot or cold for hours.
- Perfect Size: Holds 20 oz, ideal for coffee, tea, wine, or your favorite beverage.
- Fun & Functional Gift: Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or just because!
Product Features:
- Includes a spill-resistant lid and reusable straw.
- BPA-free, food-safe materials.
- Easy to clean and designed for daily use.
Perfect for:
- 😂 People with a sense of humor
- 🎁 Funny gifts for friends, coworkers, and family
- 🔥 Everyday use, work, gym, road trips, and trolling idiots
Sarcastic, hilarious, and brutally honest—just like you. Whether you're using it yourself or gifting it to a friend who loves humor, this tumbler is guaranteed to get a reaction. Order yours today!
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100 % Soy Wax
Our vegan scented candles are all natural, and made of soy wax for a clean, ecofriendly burn.
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Handmade With Care
All of our candles are hand poured in small batches in North Carolina with the utmost care.
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Veteran Owned Family Business
As a veteran owned, small business, we're passionate about providing you with amazing candles and a product you love. Not only are you getting a high-quality product, but you're also supporting a vet-owned business.
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Create Your Own Unique Candle
Choose between one of our selection of fragrance options, and personalize your candle with your own wording for a truly one-of-a-kind candle.

Meet The Candle Maker Dude Family
Candle Maker Dude is ran by Billy, a veteran who served in both the Marines and Army, and the master candle maker who is always perfecting new scents and formulas for the best candles.
Dannica is behind the design and creativity to make your personalized labels come to life for that perfect gift or decor.
Shaylee is our candle maker girl in training, and as a nearly 16 year old, our inspiration for all of our sarcastic candles.
The little ones just live here rent free, make messes and look cute.