"You're the Tits Wish I Had a Pair of You" Candle, a hand-poured masterpiece bred from the heart of North Carolina! This wickedly witty candle is not just a delightful display of humor and whimsy, but also a wonderful gift idea for your best friend, coworker, sister, or anyone who's the absolute "breast"!

With over 30 scents to choose from,  this candle is the perfect way to show someone just how much they "rack"! Whether it's a special birthday, girl's night out, or just a gift to say "you're awesome," this candle is more uplifting than a Wonderbra (wink, wink).

Beyond its delightful aroma, this candle is a nod to the people who light up your life like no other. It's a playful way to let them know just how much they mean to you—because, let's face it, they're the icing on your cupcake, the guacamole to your chips, and the "tits" to your wishful pair! Every time they light this candle, they'll be reminded of your appreciation and the laughter you've shared.

So, gift it, keep it, or use it to summon the spirit of Dolly Parton—whatever you do, the "You're the Tits Wish I Had a Pair of You" Candle is a fabulous way to celebrate those who bring a little extra “wow” to your life. Because let's face it, life would be a booby prize without them!

As a veteran owned, small business, we're passionate about providing you with amazing candles and a product you love. With Candle Maker Dude, not only are you getting a high-quality product, but you're also supporting a vet-owned business. Whether you're a nature lover or enjoy a good laugh, or perhaps you're a veteran yourself, there's a Candle Maker Dude candle just for you.

CANDLE INFO

• Size: 9 oz candle with lid - Approximately 60+ hours of burn time
• Soy wax for a clean, ecofriendly burn
• Hand poured in North Carolina, USA - Poured by hand and truly unique